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Sock Monkeys & Bookmarks
I love to read and I have a sock monkey named Edgar Allen Poe (Epoe for short) I am just random and do not like it when people are disrespectful.I Love arch enemy, Obsessive compulsive,Sonic Syndicate, Avenged Sevenfold,Godsmack and Elton john and tom petty to name a few.
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oh my god i can’t get over this
he’s downspiraling so fast it’s like they finally flushed the toilet
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Lick me?
Steven Ott. He’s sexy.
Oh looklook! its Me lol.
a kid from my school just got expelled today for pretending to be russian for 8 months. he pretended he couldn’t read, write or talk english he did good in all his classes because he had all the teachers and principles convinced he just moved from russia, so they didn’t make him do any work
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should i do homework or burn my school
the first one sounds like a lot of work
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can you imagine
if google just disappeared from the internet
and then we couldn’t google what happened to it
because google was gone
It took me a good two minutes to work out that that is a picture of a person in a translucent waterslide and not someone trapped in a human test tube in a horror film
(Source: mattfrombusted, via conor-cymex)
Imagine reading a book of every conversation where people have spoken about you.
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OH MY GOD APPARENTLY TAKING AN ARROW TO THE KNEE WAS AN OLD NORDIC SLANG FOR GETTING MARRIED
I THOUGHT THAT ALL THOSE GUYS IN SKYRIM HAD LITERALLY BEEN SHOT IN THEIR KNEES WITH ARROWS BUT I GUESS NOT
And at that moment, the foundation of that entire meme became something like this:
THAT EXPLAINS WHY MEN GO DOWN ON ONE KNEE WHEN THEY PROPOSE
OH MY GOD
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if “cussing” bothers you then get the fuckoff the Internet
